WHAT WE'D BUY…IF WE HAD ANY MONEY

Sell: Parity in the NBA. During the offseason, the rich got richer and the poor, well, they sold everything that wasn’t nailed down.  The Spurs snagged Richard Jefferson from the woeful Bucks for some fresh towels and a new set of Gatorade jugs.  The Lakers signed Ron Artest.  [...]

WHAT WE'D SPEND $ ON…IF WE HAD ANY

A-Rod as A-Force in October: My wallet is out.  It’s gonna happen. Trust me.

TBS’ “PitchTrax”: The networks’ new permanent on-screen pitch tracker is ultra-annoying and completely unnecessary. Sell it. Right now.

Bayou Win Streak: Can’t sell fast enough. LSU can say bye-bye to its 21-game home [...]